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I Hope no mod closes this, because it might be alot of fun. anyway, we are just going to place ourselves in a small deseart, and beat the stuffing out of eachother with hosehold objects. I hope that everyone who posts here will have off the wall weapons. Now for the battle.

*With a small *pop* Vahn appears in the deseart next to a pool table. he lines up a shot and smacks it in the pocket as hard as he can.*

"It gose in with the Patented, KABLOOIE!" *Suddenly looks around realising that he's in the battle deseart. He pulls out a pool stick and a half Giant-Que-ball sheild.* "I'm Waaaiiitiiiiiiing!"

ton appears, sitting on a chair reading while drinking a glass of water, sees vahn, breaks glass and takes shard.

mini bert appears with his computer in front of him, he sees vahn and ton, *picks up the giant speaker from his computer* *ties a giant cord onto it* heheh *spins it around*

zero132132 appears. He seems to have no weapon. But wait, what's this? He seems to be holding a spatula and a bowl of whipped cream!

*Enter Lee-yoshi *

*sniffs* hmmmm, whipped cream, i can use that to make something explosive!

*Ten minutes later*

Time to light my fuse that will fire towards the Explosive Whipped Cream destroying the world, MUAHAHAHA.

I hope i didn't make it too long so that someone can come along and just snip the fuse...100miles?

*Phantom appears*

*eats lee's whipped cream bomb*

*and runs away with a full stomach*

Erm...the fuse is hanging outta ure gob!

*Legs it*

NO!!!!!! MY WHIPPED CREAM!!!!!

I kind of needed that. I was going to make my ultimate weapon.... A real-life version of the Pillsbury Doughboy. I mean come on. All you guys left me with is a spatula. What am I supposed to do with that?

Guess I have to use my patented egg-flipping machine to flip some eggs. Don't know why I would do that though. *Pulls out patented egg flipping machine*

*spits out the whipped cream bomb and steals the spatula*

*cuts out the fuse with the spatula*

NOT AGAIN!!! What does a guy have to do to keep a hilariously stupid weapon around here? I mean what is going to happen next?

*steals back spatula and soundly thwacks Phantom on the head*