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this is to crazy...

Ton finishes fighting off soliders. brings out gamecube, who wants to play? vahn blows it up. Ton pulls out big hose filled with.... flamable stuff. pours over vahn. we all know wat happens know, dont we?

yup!
*lights a match and throws it at Vahn*
burn!!!

*zero opens up all of the freezers of all of the refrigerators that he has shot so far and puts out the fire (you can thank me later)*

*he then freezes all contestants including himself in a bunch of frozen peas*

*trys to get out of the frozen peas*
*realising hes stuck he eats his way out of the frozen peas*
*get a hose sprays water on the frozen peas*
*the frozen peas instantly freeze the water thus making everyone completly frozen (beside me)*

*Reappears after dissappearing to Spain halfway through that eel fight on Page 3*

Hmm, it would appear everyone is frozen......

I must save the day by lighting a fire!

*Grabs 2 sticks and starts rubbing them together with immense speed!*

Hey presto, a fire...hmmm, it would appear the fire is bigger then first imagined...

AHH IM ON FIRE *Runs off*

*Zero struggles in his ice prison and finally realizes that all he really needs to do is shut the freezer doors*

"MUHAHAHA!!!!" he screams as he decides to start crushing things with the immense weight of the refrigerators.

I believe now would be a fun time to play flame tag, or, even better, virus...

*Has been using pick toy to hack his way out of the icy prision*
"Finally, warm air."
*Looks around at the once desert, what is now...*
"Hive Fleet Tundra!*Issac will get this, maybe ton* *A winged hive Tyrant appears :alien: * Time to do what I spent hours making you for!"

*rises from the dead* :evil:i bring doom to you all :evil: *dies again*