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Right, I am going to use spiky elephant bombs fuelled by idiot juice and an exhaust pipe atom crush.


BOOOOOOOOOOO-WHEEEEIDIOTWHEEEEIDIOT*Nuclear Explosion*WHOAAAAAA RADIATION POISONING-HEY! I'm growing a beard!!! And Issac turned into an alien- oh, wait, he always was an alien



:alien: :beard:

*right before the nuculear explosion I jumped into zeros refrigirator protecting me from the blast Hahahaha*
*gets out of the refrigirator*
*grabs his evil neiboors cat and sicks it on serpent*

IIIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS







Where are my dogs? *whistle* MERLIN! DYLAN! Aha! DIE CAT! There! I got rid of the cat, so you can do something for me- HANG ON! MY BEARD HAS GOT LONGER!!! :oldman:

*aahhhh my neiboors cat*
*grabs a doorknob and a piece of rope and makes a doorknob mace*
*swing around his doorknob mace*
*grabs a lighter*
*starts serpents beard on fire*

mmmmmmmy chin!

*throws some sort of highly flameable liquid over Serpent then sits down and laughs*

*Issac(alien form)NO!! MY LEGION...YOU WILL PAY...Hmm...what happens if...YES!

*takes lids off of soup cans and starting throwing them like shruiken*

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! :ninja:

Hmmm...AHA!

*Takes out 5 year old science experiment on bacteria and mold*

I see its made some progress...*Uses it as pepperspray after stuffing it in a squirt gun*

One more...

*Breaks off chair legs and uses them like a Sange & Yasha*

YES! DIE LEE YOSHI, THIS IS FOR KILLING MY BADGER LEGION! :rambo: :ninja: :bandit:*starts smacking the stuffing out of Lee Yoshi*

*uknown to the fighting mass, when mini bert was frozen a ship of protoss templars picked him up and took him to aiur. He has now returned*

*beams down*
Hi!
*Army of zealots beam down after mini*
Bye!
*Zealots charge forward with their wrist bound psi blades*

* ton looks witha strange stare towards the zealots thinking to himeself, "mini bert keeps zealots in his house?"8
*pulls out big hose*
*sets it to 33?*
*squirts everyone*
*pulls out cans of coke*
*slice aluminum open, throw at everyone*

Slap me do ya? Me no like...


*Casts Ryuker*

Whoops wrong spell!

*Casts Gifoie*

There we go, eat that!