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*steals vahn's vahns pool stick and hits zero with it*

*runs and grabs some eggs, spoons and creates an egg shooting machine gun with it*

*mwahahahaha beat that*

MY EGGS!!! YOU MONSTER!!!!

*Zero decides that he is now insane and pulls out a lampshade and puts it on his head*

*He now pulls out a rubber chicken and starts doing a voodoo dance to call down the alien rubber chickens*

*Beats "that"*

*starts shooting his egg machine gun and knock zero off his feet stopping him from completing his voodoo dance*

*Zero calmly gets up and then finishes the voodoo dance*
*Unfortunately, he did not have a real chicken therefore the alien chickens didn't come and his plan of stupidity did not come to fruition*

"Oh well, back to good old lawn gnomes I guess." he says calmly and then pulls out his trusty lawn gnome, Elmer.

*Goldie emerges from the ground, two 9mm Baretas slip down sleeves and drop into hands . Shoots everyone around him with perfect accuracy, last one standing is Phantom RAcast...Shoots him in the leg*

How easy was that :beard: .

*Takes suppressor off his gun and walks into the distance with his massive trench coat (matrix style)*

Now GOLDIE, that was a bit off topic. As you will remember we were supposed to beat each other with household objects. I don't know about you but I certainly don't have a couple of 9mm barettas lieing around in my house.

Erm, replace the 9mm Bareta with a foam disk launcher .

*grabs whats left of the eggs and mix it into the dirt making a shield*

*hides behind the shield while he makes his evil dirt monster*

*finishs making the dirt monster and makes it attack goldie*

Can do.

* zeros lawn gnome leaps into action stomping on goldie and the weird evil dirt monster*

*since his lawn gnome was destroyed by goldies foam disk launcher, zero decides to commit all of his resources, he pulls out a giant singing fat lady*

ARRR IM DOOMED!

Hey wait!

*Draws fairy washing up liquid bottle and squirts monster, draws a super soaker 9000 and shoots the monster which mixes the water with the washing up liquid*

BWUHAHAHA

*Walks off into the distance...again*