Forums

Excuse me, do you know how long its gonna take me to sellotape all these parts back together onto me...o well, may aswell make a start!

*Breaks out the sellotape in a Anime Action kinda way*

SELLOTAPE!

*Starts putting himself back together*

I WILL be back...*vanishes*

Sits on the ground of pioneer 2 and drinks a mono fluid

*still running* this is tireing *stops falls over and.............eh i dont know i probaly died*

*Hmmmm..... it seems that refrigerators will not do any good*
*zero pulls out a dog that when it barks it shoots out bees (sound familiar anyone?)*
*he also pulls out a robotic richard simmons*

*realising no one has destroyed his doorknob mace he starts whacking everything destroying everyone elses weapons*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*robotic Richard Simmons continues dancing unharmed*
*the dog is now slightly annoyed and is seriously considering barking at Phantom*

*takes a soda can and sprays it at the robotic dog and the robotic richard simons destroying them both*
*warps in a zealot*
*steals the zealots shield*
*sends the zealot to attack zero*

*seeing as how the dog was not robotic and is now thoroughly wet he barks at phantom sending bees at him*
*robotic richard simmons now starts shaking uncontrabbly while still singing "Shake, shake, shake" and explodes throwing his head miles away*

*grabs a burger and rubs it all over zero making the dog bite zero thinking he is a burger*

Ton finally comes back from the bathroom he was hiding in
*sends marines, firebats, seige tanks, wraiths, battle crusiers, science vessles, drop ships, valkuries, ghosts, medics, goliaths, vultures, and scvs to attack*
ha! the whole terran army!