*curse out loud at the destruction of his dirt monster*
*grabs a giant paper sword and gives goldie a really bad paper cut*
*throws dirt in the fat lady's mouth stoping its awfull singing*
Awful? Have you ever heard a really fat lady sing? None of them are bad but oaky-dokey.
*Zero hangs his head in shame and decides that it is about time that he leave, as soon as he thinks this he realizes that he is in the middle of a desert and can do nothing, so he continues though he know that he is beat*
*he finally decides that he is going to use an actual weapon this time, he draws dishwasher detergent (for eyes) and a large plastic spork*
Please note: Goldie as walked off into the sunset, you have just gave my decoy goldie a paper cut BWUHAHAHA
. I will return soon.
Until another day my friends!
*zero walks away from the sunset seeing as how goldie had gone that direction and he didn't want to start an actual fight seeing as how goldie seems to know his guns*
*stare zero with an intimidating stare hoping he will back off*
*waits for an attack*
meh this sounds like fun
*stabs a spoon in Phantom's eye*
it is fun
Time for the mighty mini to step in >
*swings speaker thingy around*
*hits ZZ and Phantom in the head knocking them over*
Eh? Whats this? *looks at the decoy GOLDIE*
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*cranks up a cd of his sister singing, puts on some ear muffs, then turns on the speaker*
*swings the speaker at the decoy*
*decoy blows up before speaker reaches it*
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....
*turns off the awful singing*
*turns to see ZZ and phantom cringing on the floor with their hands over their ears.*
OK, it's time for some serious action rite nar...
*Throws a pokeball!* ^_^
Lee-yoshi: "Go PIKACHU!"
Pikachu: "Pik-A-chu"
Lee-yoshi: "Pikachu, use thunderbolt attack"
Pikachu: "Pik-a-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
*Electricutes everything in site making it turn into ash and dust*
Lee-yoshi: "Pikachu Return"
*Pikachu returns to pokeball*
Lee-yoshi: "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust"
Ba-dum-dum-tsch
*gets up and throws ash and dust in Lee-yoshi's eyes*
thats 3 eyes ive attacked today