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Jokes Thread - day - 14-11-2005
there's a red-head, brunette and a blonde.
Their husbands are strapped to a chair.
A person gives them all a shotgun and tells them all to shoot their husband.
The red-head goes in and screams "I can't I can't!".
The brunette goes in and screams "I can't I can't!".
The blonde goes in..... BANG, she goes out. "Well don't look at me, you told me to?!"
Ha-ha I'm dieing of laughter
Jokes Thread - jarl - 14-11-2005
i prefer the 'bang... *screams* she comes out and says "the gun was loaded with blanks so i strangled him"'
jugdments was a gd j/k, and i got those quotes from a chain email.
Jokes Thread - Deathbringer - 14-11-2005
A red head, blonde and brunette are having there sandwiches of lunch at work. The red head says 'If I have ham one more time I shall kill myself.'
The brunette says 'If I have cheese one more time I shall kill myself.'
The blonde says 'If I have peanut butter one more time I shall kill myself.'
The next day they had the same sandwiches so they killed them selfs.
At the funeral the red head's mother said 'If only I new she did not want ham sandwiches she would not of killed herself.'
The brunette's mother said 'If only she told me she did not want cheese sandwiches sje would not of killed herself.'
The blondes mother said 'Well don't look at me, she made her own sandwiches.'
Jokes Thread - Forge - 15-11-2005
Nice joke Deathbringer.
How do we know that Superman is gay?
Well, if you found him in a truck stop men's room, you wouldn't need Kryptonite to bring him to his knees...
Jokes Thread - Deathbringer - 15-11-2005
You stole that joke for Sam but it is funny.
Jokes Thread - TheUnnamedOne - 15-11-2005
lol LMAO lol :
Jokes Thread - Sebastian - 16-11-2005
three blondes walked into a bar... you'd think one of em' woulda saw it.
Jokes Thread - adrina_kellers - 16-11-2005
Deathbringer Wrote:A red head, blonde and brunette are having there sandwiches of lunch at work. The red head says 'If I have ham one more time I shall kill myself.'OlD......
The brunette says 'If I have cheese one more time I shall kill myself.'
The blonde says 'If I have peanut butter one more time I shall kill myself.'
The next day they had the same sandwiches so they killed them selfs.
At the funeral the red head's mother said 'If only I new she did not want ham sandwiches she would not of killed herself.'
The brunette's mother said 'If only she told me she did not want cheese sandwiches sje would not of killed herself.'
The blondes mother said 'Well don't look at me, she made her own sandwiches.'
What do you do if a blonde is drowning...
Don't know?
GOOD!!!
Jokes Thread - TheUnnamedOne - 16-11-2005
3 Blonde women on an island, and a genie appears
"I shall grant each of you just 1 wish, so choose wisely"
the 1st women says: " i want to be smarter than i already am"
*poof*
the genie turns the women into a redhead... and she swims off of the island to safety
the 2nd women says: "I want to be smarter than the girl before me"
*poof*
the genie turns the women into a brunette... and she builds a raft, and sails to safety
the 3rd women, after much thought said: "i wish to be the smartest being on earth"
*poof*
the genie turned the women into a man... and she walked across the bridge to safety...
LMAO!!!
Jokes Thread - Talex - 17-11-2005
An irish man goes to his priest and sayes
Now, father, i think my wife is trying to poison me
the priest then says
look ok, i will go and talk to your wife and see what the trubble is
*The next day*
Now i spent all day yesterday talking to your wife...
Yes
Take the poison