Jokes Thread

[TheMaster375]

Have a really funny or lame joke? Post it in here!

[Shade]

how do you make a blind man burn his ear


phone him whilst hes ironing...

[Forge]

A man runs into a bar and says, "Quick, how tall are penguins?"
Looking rather confused, the barkeep says, "About three foot tall..."
"Crap. I think I've just run over a nun."

[adrina_kellers]

What's more funnier than 10 babies tied to 1 tree...









1 Baby tied to 10 trees.

*Drum noise thingy*

[Ria]

Not another joke thread!

[Shade]

nothing wrong with joke threads as long as no spam...

whats black white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender!

Buh Dum Tch!!! (that was the drum thingy)

[Deathbringer]

Why did the crap cross the road (wait for it)






To get to the other tide! (that was a good one)

[Shade]

there are 10 types of people in this world


those who can understand binary and those who can't...

[Talex]

I don't get it...
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... While i'm thinking a joke. Did you here the one about the magictractor.
... It went down the road and turned into a field
... *Buh Dum,Dum Tch*
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OW NOW i GET IT

[Shadamoo]

What's more funnier than 10 babies tied to 1 tree...









1 Baby tied to 10 trees.

*Drum noise thingy*

Oh man! I was gonan say that! Fine, I'll do my other baby jokes.

Whats red, pink, screaming and falling over extrememly frequently?
A baby with its eyes gouged out in an enclosed space.


Whats the worst thing to have at the bottom of a pile of dead babies?
An alive one eating its way out.

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