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how do you make a blind man burn his ear
phone him whilst hes ironing...
A man runs into a bar and says, "Quick, how tall are penguins?"
Looking rather confused, the barkeep says, "About three foot tall..."
"Crap. I think I've just run over a nun."
What's more funnier than 10 babies tied to 1 tree...
1 Baby tied to 10 trees.
*Drum noise thingy*
nothing wrong with joke threads as long as no spam...
whats black white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender!
Buh Dum Tch!!! (that was the drum thingy)
Why did the crap cross the road (wait for it)
To get to the other tide! (that was a good one)
there are 10 types of people in this world
those who can understand binary and those who can't...
I don't get it...
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... While i'm thinking a joke. Did you here the one about the magictractor.
... It went down the road and turned into a field
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OW NOW i GET IT
adrina_kellers Wrote:What's more funnier than 10 babies tied to 1 tree...
1 Baby tied to 10 trees.
*Drum noise thingy*
Oh man! I was gonan say that! Fine, I'll do my other baby jokes.
Whats red, pink, screaming and falling over extrememly frequently?
A baby with its eyes gouged out in an enclosed space.
Whats the worst thing to have at the bottom of a pile of dead babies?
An alive one eating its way out.
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