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Jokes Thread - Faulkie - 05-12-2005
Most of the stuff in my advent calendar is malteaser-related stuff. Today's told me it was 2 days until Christmas. Wait, hang on! That Malteaser is a 0! I only just noticed! It's 20 days, by bad.
Jokes Thread - Shade - 06-12-2005
what do you get if you cross a skunk with bells?
Jingle Smells!!!!
Jokes Thread - Talex - 06-12-2005
Yay, Faulkie has the same advent callendar as me
Jokes Thread - Faulkie - 06-12-2005
Well obviously, malteasers are only the best chocolate ever created.
Here's today's joke:
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney every year?
A: Because it SOOTS him.
Jokes Thread - jarl - 06-12-2005
o dear.. my joke: what do the elfs sing to father christmas?
freeze a jolly good fellow
god i HATE those jokes.
Jokes Thread - Poo Fly - 06-12-2005
Faulkie Wrote:Q: What happens when you put a snowball in a glass of water?
A: It gets wet.
that one made me laugh
and all christmas cracker jokes are quite ebil!
Jokes Thread - Faulkie - 06-12-2005
Made you laugh in a 'That's clever!' kind of way or a 'WTF?!' kind of way?
Jokes Thread - jarl - 12-12-2005
Faulkie Wrote:Made you laugh in a 'That's clever!' kind of way or a 'WTF?!' kind of way?
i think it was very clever, myself
Jokes Thread - Poo Fly - 13-12-2005
i don't know its odd, i also cracked up at "whats yellow and smells like green paint? Yellow Paint!"
not xmassy i know but im simple
Jokes Thread - Zihark - 13-12-2005
heres a good one
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ok, so theres a cowboy who walks into a tavern, he sits down at the bar but he's short of money, after about 3 minutes he nodices the man sitting next to him has a bowl of chili, that he's been staring at since he came in, so he asks the man if he is going to eat it, the man slides the bowl over to him and he begins shoveling the food into his mouth, when he hit the bottom, he saw a halfdecayed rat, and vomits the chili back into the bowl, he looks dazed at the man who gave it to him who replied "ya thats about as far as i got too..."
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heh my grandpa told me that one ^^