Quotes plus!!!

[haven13]

All your base are belong to us!...Haha..Classic

I also like this one from Spaceballs

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."

[jarl]

I think your friend is the same as mine....

Does he tell you to burn things?

you need someone to tell you to burn things? what happened to taking the initiative!!!

[Phantom_RAcast]

"i wouldnt mind humping my char" - iyan
"I cant wait to go back to school" - []Quatre[]
"i stole some good books that I wanna read" - []Quatre[]
"i'm really gay" - Flawlesszero
"sesame street was teh bomb" - Zack

to many others to remember, I liked em atleast >.>;

[jarl]

can i cut my penis off please? my biology teacher.. selective hearing- skilll you must have!!

[whiteninja]

All your base are belong to us!...Haha..Classic

I heard about that. Wasn't there a "Some one set us up the bomb!" or something too?

"Money makes the world go 'round, and what goes around comes around..." ~ Rover, Nintendo's "Animal Crossing"

"It's good to have money, and it's good to have toilet paper. So, if: money == good and toilet paper == good then money == toliet paper by the transitive property! I'm rich!" ~ me

[God-IX]

no..they tell me to do it...I just kill them...he wants me to burn thier houses, thier family....etc...well..I am not going to go into that..but..he tells me to do more than that..

[Mini_Bert]

*Pirated stuff from RPG Freedom, who probably pirated it from somewhere else =D*

Actual things appearing on medical charts:

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three
days.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

Skin: somewhat pale but present.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

[whiteninja]

THAT'S good stuff.

"Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities." Oh maaaan..... :laugh:

[Talex]

I hate contrdictory sentances their brilliant...

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