The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny!)

[Anti Hacker]

I could beat Chuck Norris, and so could my stepdad......

By rights you should be a blind man just for uttering his name!

I wrote one of the Chuck facts myself.

"Whenever Chuck enters a que, he is automatically first in line. None of the people behind complain, because they're already dead."

As for the future generations, they must be educated on Chuck Norris...

[flickynick]

When god said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "Say Please"

[Orphen]

Good-bye.

[Teh EkwEE]

Heh, don't worry Orphen, we don't really think that Chuck Norris is a bad ass, they're just jokes. He won the world Karate Championchips back in 79'.....He's WAY over his prime. Trust me....

On the one hand, Brian Ruth, who tours the NASKA circut, won the final point of his last match for black belt grand champion in fighting, by tornado kicking the guy in the head. You had to have been there to know, and practition martial arts to know, that that kick has almost never worked in a tournament. It was a moment of cheering and awe to say the least. And we got it on camera

Damn song still stuck in meh head. RAWR.