26-09-2005, 01:35 PM
"One day while I was Sing in the Bedroom a Yellow BOB fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the Telly and knocked over the Sonic. Then it ran out the door into the Kitchen and Shited a Shite off the Cooker. It then knocked a glass of Hydrochloric Acid off the coffee table. After 15 minutes of chasing the BOB through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest Gate."
OH MY GOOODDDDDD!!!
OH MY GOOODDDDDD!!!
Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.

