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16-11-2005, 11:54 AM
Deathbringer Wrote:A red head, blonde and brunette are having there sandwiches of lunch at work. The red head says 'If I have ham one more time I shall kill myself.'
The brunette says 'If I have cheese one more time I shall kill myself.'
The blonde says 'If I have peanut butter one more time I shall kill myself.'
The next day they had the same sandwiches so they killed them selfs.
At the funeral the red head's mother said 'If only I new she did not want ham sandwiches she would not of killed herself.'
The brunette's mother said 'If only she told me she did not want cheese sandwiches sje would not of killed herself.'
The blondes mother said 'Well don't look at me, she made her own sandwiches.'
OlD......
What do you do if a blonde is drowning...
Don't know?
GOOD!!!
Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.
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Jokes Thread - by TheMaster375 - 03-11-2005, 02:23 PM
Jokes Thread - by Shade - 03-11-2005, 02:29 PM
Jokes Thread - by Forge - 03-11-2005, 02:30 PM
Jokes Thread - by adrina_kellers - 07-11-2005, 11:52 AM
Jokes Thread - by Ria - 07-11-2005, 12:11 PM
Jokes Thread - by Shade - 07-11-2005, 01:46 PM
Jokes Thread - by Deathbringer - 07-11-2005, 02:22 PM
Jokes Thread - by Shade - 07-11-2005, 02:24 PM
Jokes Thread - by Talex - 07-11-2005, 02:27 PM
Jokes Thread - by Shadamoo - 07-11-2005, 10:51 PM
Jokes Thread - by Legato2471 - 07-11-2005, 10:58 PM
Jokes Thread - by Zer0 - 08-11-2005, 02:28 AM
Jokes Thread - by Legato2471 - 08-11-2005, 02:35 AM
Jokes Thread - by Forge - 08-11-2005, 02:28 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 08-11-2005, 08:13 PM
Jokes Thread - by Arrogantelf - 08-11-2005, 08:17 PM
Jokes Thread - by TheUnnamedOne - 08-11-2005, 08:58 PM
Jokes Thread - by Judgment - 08-11-2005, 10:28 PM
Jokes Thread - by Forge - 08-11-2005, 11:44 PM
Jokes Thread - by Mirinee - 09-11-2005, 02:11 PM
Jokes Thread - by day - 14-11-2005, 06:56 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 14-11-2005, 06:58 PM
Jokes Thread - by Deathbringer - 14-11-2005, 07:13 PM
Jokes Thread - by Forge - 15-11-2005, 02:08 PM
Jokes Thread - by Deathbringer - 15-11-2005, 02:16 PM
Jokes Thread - by TheUnnamedOne - 15-11-2005, 08:33 PM
Jokes Thread - by Sebastian - 16-11-2005, 03:25 AM
Jokes Thread - by adrina_kellers - 16-11-2005, 11:54 AM
Jokes Thread - by TheUnnamedOne - 16-11-2005, 03:01 PM
Jokes Thread - by Talex - 17-11-2005, 11:42 AM
Jokes Thread - by TheUnnamedOne - 17-11-2005, 04:38 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 17-11-2005, 07:22 PM
Jokes Thread - by day - 19-11-2005, 11:10 PM
Jokes Thread - by dnd - 19-11-2005, 11:59 PM
Jokes Thread - by Talex - 05-12-2005, 02:34 PM
Jokes Thread - by Faulkie - 05-12-2005, 05:38 PM
Jokes Thread - by Judgment - 05-12-2005, 09:01 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 05-12-2005, 09:25 PM
Jokes Thread - by Faulkie - 05-12-2005, 10:13 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 05-12-2005, 10:33 PM
Jokes Thread - by Faulkie - 05-12-2005, 11:06 PM
Jokes Thread - by Shade - 06-12-2005, 01:37 PM
Jokes Thread - by Talex - 06-12-2005, 01:37 PM
Jokes Thread - by Faulkie - 06-12-2005, 05:40 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 06-12-2005, 06:55 PM
Jokes Thread - by Poo Fly - 06-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Jokes Thread - by Faulkie - 06-12-2005, 11:01 PM
Jokes Thread - by jarl - 12-12-2005, 11:12 PM
Jokes Thread - by Poo Fly - 13-12-2005, 01:11 AM
Jokes Thread - by Zihark - 13-12-2005, 09:56 PM
Jokes Thread - by adrina_kellers - 14-12-2005, 04:10 PM
Jokes Thread - by Poo Fly - 14-12-2005, 04:20 PM
Jokes Thread - by nomercy - 04-01-2006, 11:11 PM
Jokes Thread - by nomercy - 04-01-2006, 11:15 PM
Jokes Thread - by Serpent7 - 05-01-2006, 01:31 PM
Jokes Thread - by Talex - 05-01-2006, 01:53 PM
Jokes Thread - by Jimbo1990 - 07-01-2006, 11:56 PM
Jokes Thread - by adrina_kellers - 08-01-2006, 06:23 PM
Jokes Thread - by adrina_kellers - 03-04-2006, 06:30 PM

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