05-01-2006, 01:53 PM
5 Things for a Scotsman to be proud about
1. You arn't English
2. You arn't English
3. You arn't English
4. You arn't English
5. You arn't English
Q. How many scotsmen dous it take to change a lightbulb
A. 1,000,000. 1 To change the lightbulb and 999,999
to blame all of lifes problems on the english
My apologies if i afend and schotish people (with my spelling or bad jokes)
i love schotland, i really do. It rules :S
1. You arn't English
2. You arn't English
3. You arn't English
4. You arn't English
5. You arn't English
Q. How many scotsmen dous it take to change a lightbulb
A. 1,000,000. 1 To change the lightbulb and 999,999
to blame all of lifes problems on the english
My apologies if i afend and schotish people (with my spelling or bad jokes)
i love schotland, i really do. It rules :S
How do you learn to live?
Prepare for death.
How do you prepare for death?
Learn to live.
Now with sprinkles
Prepare for death.
How do you prepare for death?
Learn to live.
Now with sprinkles

