08-01-2006, 06:23 PM
(This post was last modified: 26-07-2006, 06:01 PM by adrina_kellers.)
How Many soundmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
1...2...3...1...2...3
What does a Pirate always want?
Some "r" and "r"
EDIT:-
A Rabbi wakes up one morning and looks out the window. He says "ah it is such a nice day that i think that i will play some golf, have a shower and then go to the Synagauge." So he goes to play golf. The angels of heaven notice and say to god "Look at that rabbi down there. He is playing golf on the Sabbath. Punish him God." So the next hole the Rabbi gets a Hole in one. The Angels go "God i thought u were gonna punish him." God says "I have. He's just got a Hole in one... Who's he gonna Tell???
Funny
1...2...3...1...2...3
What does a Pirate always want?
Some "r" and "r"
EDIT:-
A Rabbi wakes up one morning and looks out the window. He says "ah it is such a nice day that i think that i will play some golf, have a shower and then go to the Synagauge." So he goes to play golf. The angels of heaven notice and say to god "Look at that rabbi down there. He is playing golf on the Sabbath. Punish him God." So the next hole the Rabbi gets a Hole in one. The Angels go "God i thought u were gonna punish him." God says "I have. He's just got a Hole in one... Who's he gonna Tell???
Funny
Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.

