03-04-2006, 06:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2006, 12:57 PM by adrina_kellers.)
David Beckham decides to go horse riding, although he has no previous
experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command
as the horse gallops along at a steady pace
Victoria watches admiringly.
After a while David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his
grip in the saddle, he panics, grabs the horse round its neck and calls
for it to stop.
Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.
David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting
the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck.
David decides his best chance is to leap away but a foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup.
David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into
unconsciousness, Victoria is frantic and screaming!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security guard comes out of the store and
unplugs the horse
(OOPSSS... Just realised: double post...sorry although i'm sure it wasn't when i posted
experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command
as the horse gallops along at a steady pace
Victoria watches admiringly.
After a while David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his
grip in the saddle, he panics, grabs the horse round its neck and calls
for it to stop.
Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.
David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting
the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck.
David decides his best chance is to leap away but a foot becomes
entangled in the stirrup.
David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into
unconsciousness, Victoria is frantic and screaming!
Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security guard comes out of the store and
unplugs the horse
(OOPSSS... Just realised: double post...sorry although i'm sure it wasn't when i posted
Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.