Aurora Block

[Feline Witch]

And a new day was dawning on Pioneer 2.
Lazuli's body wriggled deep under those warm blankets, the state of utter contentment.
"Your alarm clock is ringing" said a tiny part of her brain.
"No it isn't." replied another.
"Alarm clock."
"No alarm clock."
"Do you wanna get fired?"
"Erm...no?"
"GET UP NOW YOU SLOB!"
Lazuli's eyes fluttered open. "Nooooo" came an unhappy whine from her mouth. She glared at the clock. Yes, 07:00 bleeped smugly on its face. With an anguished howl she switched it off.
The blankets squirmed, and the bed seemed to give birth, as its unwilling occupant wriggled into existance.
Lazuli landed with a graceless thump on the floor, like a beached goldfish.
She scratched her stomach and yawned. She staggered drunkenly to the kitchen.