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Funny sayings from films!!!
#1
what do you think are some of the best funny phrases out of films mine are

Sweet beard of zeus - anchorman
You look like a bunch of retards tryin to f*** a doornob - Dodgeball
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#2
"You could cut the sexual tension with a knife".

-- Andy Washburn, Taxi.
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#3
What's going on? I KNOW I remember posting here.

Who is doing it this time? I swear; If I totalled all my deleted posts...

...It comes to 197!??!?
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#4
Here's one from "Be Cool"

John Travolta: "Did you know that you could only say Fu** once in a movie if you want it to be PG-13 ?"

The Irony is that it's the only time they say the F word in the whole movie and the movie is rated PG-13. (But I'm not sure I got the quote 100% right)
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"The Easy way out is like a rickety, old bridge. You could cross it and walk away, or it can break and you can fall to your doom."
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#5
lmao. That's great, Nintendonick. I'm looking forward to seeing that film.

A quote from Collateral between the two main characters, played by Jamie Foxx (Max) and Tom Cruise (Vincent).

Quote:Max: Hey.
Max: He, he, he fell on the cab. He fell, he fell from up there on the motherf***ing cab. S***. I think he's dead.
Vincent: Good guess.
Max: You killed him?
Vincent: No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him.

It's a humourous quote with a touch of irony. I like it. ^___^;;
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#6
Here's more sayings. This one I beleive is the most stupid comment ever made in the history of educational videos . It's not a movie, its from the biased 90's christian educational video "The Evolution Conspiracy" by Jeremiah Films.

Quote:"Peanut butter is why the theory of Evolution is wrong. Peanut butter because like the earth it has a nutritious soil for life to thrive on. So if you open a can of Peanut butter life should come out of it. Since it doesn't, the whole theory that life came from a nutritious enviroment like the earth is 100% wrong."

The level of idoiticy in our world scares me.

Here's another horribly stupid quote from a movie called Max Magician and the legend of the rings (A movie that my mom forced me to watch and after it ended she applogied for making me watch it).
Quote: Evil king:"Now if you excuse me, I have more kingly things to attend to." *farts*


About "Be Cool", another funny quote is when the Rock recites a scene from the movie "Bring it on". It's truly Priceless.
Main Chars.
Nick G.- Humar- Redria- Lev.128
Nick G.- Fomar- Yellowbroz- Lev.82
Nick G.- Humar- Yellowbroz- CLv.14
"The Easy way out is like a rickety, old bridge. You could cross it and walk away, or it can break and you can fall to your doom."
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#7
actually... that first quote makes perfect sense. if the peanut butter wasnt vacuum packed, and u left it for long enough, it would go mouldy, thus sprouting life from a can of peanut butter.

sorry for soundin like a big philosophical bastard!
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#8
true, but the person ment instantly. When you open the jar instantly life will pop out of it. It is truly the dumbest thing ever said.
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Nick G.- Fomar- Yellowbroz- Lev.82
Nick G.- Humar- Yellowbroz- CLv.14
"The Easy way out is like a rickety, old bridge. You could cross it and walk away, or it can break and you can fall to your doom."
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#9
"Hey. Open my door. iI don't want to get Daewoo on my hands." = Queen Latifa from Taxi.
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#10
" a Sphinscter says what?" - Waynes world
^^^^^^
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