Jokes

[nukefish]

Make the rest of the other members laugh by posting your jokes in here!

Remeber no homophobic or racist jokes!!

(it's early in the morning so my spelling aint to great)

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Right i'll start off then :

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.Luckily the babies are ok.The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years and then one daughter walks into yhe room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was having a pee and this bullet came out"replies the daughter.The mother tells her it's ok and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was having a pee when this bullet came out" replies the daughter.The mother explains her what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.
"It's ok" says the mom "I know what happened you where having a pee and a bullet came out"
''No" says the boy. "I was jerking off and I shot the dog"

ah well there you go !

Now post away!

[whiteninja]

Leaving the forums... No really I actually am. No kidding. No returning

Hahahahah....

[nukefish]

Hahahahah....

harsh lol

[Ria]

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