Knock knock.
Who's there?
Prank Caller.
Prank Caller who?
...
Need to know a bit of French to get this one:
So this snail buys a really fast car, called an S-Car. As he's driving aroun town at 200mph, people look in amazement and say "Wow, look at that S-Car Go!"
And finally:
EDIT- Removed the last one, bit offensive really.
Who's there?
Prank Caller.
Prank Caller who?
...
Need to know a bit of French to get this one:
So this snail buys a really fast car, called an S-Car. As he's driving aroun town at 200mph, people look in amazement and say "Wow, look at that S-Car Go!"
And finally:
|FF|Serpent7 at http://www.ffclan.co.uk/forum Wrote:Why do elephatns paint the soles of their feet yellow? So they can hide upside-down in custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant swimming in custard? No, but that just proves the efficiency of their camoflauge.
Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled? If they were small, round and white they'd be asprins.
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A mouse going on holiday.
How can you tell that there's an elephant sharing your bed? It's got a big "E" on it's pyjamas.
How do elephants get up trees? They sit on an acorn and fall asleep.
How do elephants get down from trees? They sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.
Why are crocodiles flat? They go under trees in Autumn.
What's the similarity between an elephant and a plum? They're both grey. Well, except the plum.
EDIT- Removed the last one, bit offensive really.
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