Joke Thread

[Double Edge]

What do you call a hunter shop?
HUmart!

*crickets*
*dust ball*
*wind*
*wolf howl*

Ay...

LMAO! That's the only one I actually found partially humourous.

[adrina_kellers]

I thought Shade already set up a "Think your Funny Thread"???


Anyway Heres one:
What do you get when you cross a Sheep and a Kangaroo???
Answer in Siggy.

[sesshoumaru]

I thought Shade already set up a "Think your Funny Thread"???


Anyway Heres one:
What do you get when you cross a Sheep and a Kangaroo???
Answer in Siggy.

um, i cant find it.

[Sebastian]

what is green and red and goes 150 mph?

a frog in a blender.

*waits for people to appluad*

5 hours later...

*people start booing and throw tomatoes at me* :'(

[jarl]

ok then, i knid of stole this one off a frined but o well :S

theres a camel and an elephant doing stuff, and suddenly the elephant asks the camel 'why do you have breasts on your back?' and the camel looks at the elephant, then says 'thats rich soming from the guy with a dick on his face....'

[Faulkie]

I've heard that before, it's pretty ok.

Mine was awful and I made it up on the spot. I dunno why you liked it, Double Edge!

This joke thread seems to be picking up, which is good.

[Serpent7]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Prank Caller.
Prank Caller who?
...



Need to know a bit of French to get this one:

So this snail buys a really fast car, called an S-Car. As he's driving aroun town at 200mph, people look in amazement and say "Wow, look at that S-Car Go!"



And finally:

Why do elephatns paint the soles of their feet yellow? So they can hide upside-down in custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant swimming in custard? No, but that just proves the efficiency of their camoflauge.

Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled? If they were small, round and white they'd be asprins.

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A mouse going on holiday.

How can you tell that there's an elephant sharing your bed? It's got a big "E" on it's pyjamas.

How do elephants get up trees? They sit on an acorn and fall asleep.

How do elephants get down from trees? They sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.

Why are crocodiles flat? They go under trees in Autumn.

What's the similarity between an elephant and a plum? They're both grey. Well, except the plum.

EDIT- Removed the last one, bit offensive really.