Jokes Thread

[TheUnnamedOne]

lmao rofl lol!!!.. great one Talex

heres one:

sex is hereditry,
if you parents haven't done it,
its pretty certain you won't
...

[jarl]

lol, nice talex


theres a guy walking along, and he just so happens to look up when he see's this guy jump out a window of a tower, fly around it, and go back in the window. he watches a bit longer, and the guy does it again. so, he walks up the tower, and there the man is, flying round the tower. the first guy goes 'how do you do that?' and the flying man goes 'easy, you jump out, burp, and youll fly round the tower' so the man goes 'hmmm' and the flying guy is like 'its easy, watch' and he jumps out the window, gives a little tiny burp and flys round the tower. he does it again, so the first one jumps out the window to, burps and falls to the floor and dies. a man at the back of the room goes 'you know gabriel, for an angel you are REALLY harsh'

[day]

lol rofl lmao lol *Tries to calm down* Anyway: I know a joke about cheese.

But it's too cheesey to tell.






COME ON DIE OF LAUGHTER GOD DAMMIT!

[dnd]

oh hahaha. nice jokes here, i am to boring to think of some jokes, keep it up

[Talex]

Because i'm felling christmasy i opened this thread
Post all those jokes and tunes and stuff that you allways hear at christmas
and you really hate.

[Faulkie]

Q: What king do you see at Christmas?
A: Stock-king!

*cough*

[Judgment]

Q: Who delivers all the presents to lil kittys?
A: Santa Claws

OMGLOLROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!......*runs away*

[jarl]

where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?

hollywood


*dies*

[Faulkie]

*Consults advent calendar*

Q: What's Father Christmas' wife's name?
A: Merry Christmas!

Q: What happens when you put a snowball in a glass of water?
A: It gets wet.
(Yes, that's seriously a real joke. Anyone who deciphers it will earn a shiny gold dubloon!)

[jarl]

lol, go advent calendar jokes