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Faulkie Offline
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#41
05-12-2005, 11:06 PM
Most of the stuff in my advent calendar is malteaser-related stuff. Today's told me it was 2 days until Christmas. Wait, hang on! That Malteaser is a 0! I only just noticed! It's 20 days, by bad. Tongue
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06-12-2005, 01:37 PM
what do you get if you cross a skunk with bells?


Jingle Smells!!!! Big Grin
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06-12-2005, 01:37 PM
Yay, Faulkie has the same advent callendar as me Big Grin
How do you learn to live?
Prepare for death.
How do you prepare for death?
Learn to live.

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06-12-2005, 05:40 PM
Well obviously, malteasers are only the best chocolate ever created. Wink

Here's today's joke:

Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney every year?
A: Because it SOOTS him. Tongue
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06-12-2005, 06:55 PM
o dear.. my joke: what do the elfs sing to father christmas?
freeze a jolly good fellow

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06-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Faulkie Wrote:Q: What happens when you put a snowball in a glass of water?
A: It gets wet.

that one made me laugh Big Grin

and all christmas cracker jokes are quite ebil!
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06-12-2005, 11:01 PM
Made you laugh in a 'That's clever!' kind of way or a 'WTF?!' kind of way? Tongue
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12-12-2005, 11:12 PM
Faulkie Wrote:Made you laugh in a 'That's clever!' kind of way or a 'WTF?!' kind of way? Tongue


i think it was very clever, myself Tongue
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13-12-2005, 01:11 AM
i don't know its odd, i also cracked up at "whats yellow and smells like green paint? Yellow Paint!"
not xmassy i know but im simple Big Grin
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13-12-2005, 09:56 PM
heres a good one
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ok, so theres a cowboy who walks into a tavern, he sits down at the bar but he's short of money, after about 3 minutes he nodices the man sitting next to him has a bowl of chili, that he's been staring at since he came in, so he asks the man if he is going to eat it, the man slides the bowl over to him and he begins shoveling the food into his mouth, when he hit the bottom, he saw a halfdecayed rat, and vomits the chili back into the bowl, he looks dazed at the man who gave it to him who replied "ya thats about as far as i got too..."

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heh my grandpa told me that one ^^
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