Bush:
1. Republican party's #1 candidate.
2. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit.
3. Promotes tax cuts.
4. Has about 20% body fat.
5. Cost: $400,000 per year.
6. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.
7. Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.
A box of Tic-Tacs:
1. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.
2. Comes in six flavors.
3. Promotes tooth decay.
4. Only 1 and 1/2 calories.
5. Cost: 92 pence.
6. 0 mg sodium.
7. Long lasting fresh breath.
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1. Republican party's #1 candidate.
2. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit.
3. Promotes tax cuts.
4. Has about 20% body fat.
5. Cost: $400,000 per year.
6. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.
7. Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.
A box of Tic-Tacs:
1. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.
2. Comes in six flavors.
3. Promotes tooth decay.
4. Only 1 and 1/2 calories.
5. Cost: 92 pence.
6. 0 mg sodium.
7. Long lasting fresh breath.
p.s. got this off: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
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