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A fish swam into a wall and thought, "Dam."

The man walking into the bar reminded me of:
Two girls walk into a building. Surely one of them must've seen it.

Jokes...funnies...let's see...hmm...ah! Oh! I got some!

A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing nothing but clingfilm underpants. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

I had a dog. We named it mechanical. If you kicked him in the Nuts, he Bolted for the door.

Gotien rules. (Now THAT'S a joke! MWUHAHAHAAH!)

Too good for a rating shade?

decswxaqz Wrote:Are the classics are always the best

Sorry for the double post but I had to do it.. Decs typo'd... he must've ment "ALL the classics are always the best" or something along those lines...

Gotien...that's sad....you DP just to catch him out.....

For the record, that was a dumb mistake though....well done!

A pedophile and a little girl are walking through the woods at night. The little girl turns to the pedophile and says, "It's really dark. I'm scared." The pedophile turns back to the little girl and says, "You're scared?! I'm the one who has to walk back alone."


NOTE: Sorry if I offended anyone...I've just got a sadist sense of humor. And yes I know the joke sounds horrible...feel free to delete it if it's considered inappropriate. It just always makes me chuckle...my apologizes.

Yes, let's keep it clean people. Some of them are rather close to the bone.

And Gotien, I actually meant aww. Or Sigh. An slight outake of breath to simulate the recurence of memories.

Shade: Think your funny?
Flickynick: j00 fucking knows it