misterbud Wrote:A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
LMAO! Congratulations! A joke that actually made me break out laughing for minutes. OH...it feels great. Thanks for the great laugh. I give this joke a 10! Post more if ya got some! *continues laughing*
hahaha. Good work misterbud
Lol, no kidding. I'm gonna have to really think to out do his...
A blonde walks into a barber shop, tells the barber that she would like her hair trimmed abit. So the barber goes alright then, have a seat. The blonde sits down and the barber then asks her to remove her headphones. The blonde replies I can't, because if I do, then I'll die. The barber asks her again Would you please remove your headphones. The blonde replies again with the exact same answer. This started to annoy the barber who removes the headphones from her head. Shortly after he removed her headphones, the blonde falls dead on the floor. This puzzled the barber for a second, then he picked up the headphones and put them on.
And he hears "breathe in........breathe out.......breathe in........breathe out..........breathe in........"
In case anyone hear happens to be a blonde.....I apologise if this joke offends you
Good joke but WAY TOO OLD...........I was telling that joke when I was in the 4th grade.
Misterbud.........genius
Teh EkwEE Wrote:Good joke but WAY TOO OLD...........I was telling that joke when I was in the 4th grade.
Ouch!.......no need to be rude ekwee.
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