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Ah, and another joke I found, enjoy.


There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks short of a load, or his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Junior said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"

misterbud Wrote:There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store. The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They say he is two bricks short of a load, or his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Junior said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"

LMAO.......thats pure friggin genius.........ALL HAIL THE KING OF FUNNY

Quite smart that one, nice one!

Misterbud...............once again my dots say it all............genius

Sesshomaru, I'm sorry I wasn't meaning to be rude. I was just saying that joke is really old. I meant no offense:alien:

Thank yew, thank yew.

Wooo! You rock! Heh heh heh.

there was an englishman,scottishman and irishman waiting to be shot on a firing range. there just about to shoot the englishman and he shouts FLOOD and all the men turn around and he runs away. then there just about to shoot the scottishman and he shouts TORNADO and again all the men turn around and he runs off. then it's the irishmans turn, he shouts FIRE and they all shoot him!!

bit long but i laughed

what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?


take the pin out and throw it back

Heard them both but they're ok...

i know funnier ones but there VERY inappropiate

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